I can't

This is another reason I am not going to church. They want to get rid of oral sex, porn, and any and everything enjoyable about being single and a  man.

http://xxxchurch.com/

In fact here is a quote from thier next big thing, Porn Sunday.

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Porn Sunday- February 6, 2011

On February 6, 2011 millions of people will watch the biggest football game on Sunday afternoon. It's time to confront the elephant in the pew. Join with over 300 churches on 5 continents to tackle this issue on February 6th.

We are opening up registration to Churches and to Individuals that want to throw "Porn Sunday Pre-Game" Parties. If you are the pastor of a church or an individual that is willing to organize a house party at your home. Sign up below!

"

 

You know, tell your God, I ain't really interested and to stop calling my phone please.