First Date Advice

 My mom says I’m a serial dater. Maybe I am. I don’t think so, but I do like the company of women. As a man, I must say the old saying goes “ain’t no pussy like new pussy.”

However, I do want to settle down one day. However, again, there are men out there that don’t want to settle down. They want to date, and date, and date as much as possible. They want to sow their wild oats as much as possible. I can’t blame them. When I was out running the streets, I had an enjoyable time. Granted I had an empty feeling sometimes. For perspective though, one of my friends told me “I rather feel empty in side then have an unused condom.”

 Wow. That’s all I can say to that quote.  I remembered that quote recently, when I was hit up for some advice on women. So, just like I put him up on game, I’m going to put you up on some of my Hitch game. So without further adieu, some first date advice

Do Plan ahead

Women hat e a man that doesn’t have an idea on what to do on a date. Hopefully, you asked her out, but it’s okay if you didn’t. That still means, though, you need to be the man here and make the plans.

Don’t spend above your means

If you can’t afford anything more than $100 for an entire date, don’t try to spend $200 and ask her to put in her half. That’s trife son, and you will more than likely not get a second date.

Do Talk

 Talking is the key to anything. If you can make her laugh, talk about her, or get a quality question and answer/ back and forth going you are winning. Conversation of any kind is the best way to a woman’s heart because it shows personality and depth, something no amount of money can substitute for.

Don’t Go somewhere that you can’t hear her talk

 Bars and clubs are cool to meet a girl. A date, however, is for you and her to learn about the other. Also, movies are horrible places for a first date. The goal is to talk, conversant and be invited into her world.

Do Dress the part

 A nice shirt, pants and clean shoes are a must. They don’t have to be expensive, but please match, be clean, ironed are a must. Please, be conservative with the cologne, because there is a such as thing as too much. Also, make sure the belt matches the shoes.

Don’t Bring up sex

 Just a no-no. In fact don’t ask any question you don’t a) want to know the answer to and b) don’t want asked back to you.

Do Masturbate

 Hear me out here. It is common knowledge that a guy acts differently around women when he hasn’t gotten a nut out in a while and is looking to get one soon. If you “release the hounds” a few hours before your date, you’re more likely to actually focus on the woman, and not on sex. Just trust me on this, the scene that you are thinking of from that one movie is actually true.

Don’t Be a douche

 Jersey Shore behavior is stupid. It is probably the quickest way to have a horrible date. Instead, open doors, offer your jacket when ever outside, look her in the eyes when she is talking, walk to her right, and over all be a gentleman.

These are just a few simple tips on what to do on a first date. I hope this is a good start and will lead to happiness and a second date. Best of luck mate. E