Look in a Mirror, yung

For some strange reason, my friends think I’m evil. Not like Satan evil (at least they don’t say it to my face) but like Dark Vader evil. Just cause I say things that sound harsh, but are actually true.

 Is it so wrong for me not to be a chipper person and say positive tweets like every other self anointed street preacher on Twitter?  I don’t think so. There needs to be a balance. I don’t want everyone to think that they can be whatever you want to be. Child, your mother was a failure, your dead beat father was a failure, your siblings are failures. If you don’t acknowledge the odds are stacked against you and there is a greater chance that fail is in your future; you too, will be a failure. Get over your self-righteous if I say it enough it will come true kick. You are a loser. Own it. No one will marry you, no one wants to date you, you suck at everything you have ever started and if you really cared about society you drink a mix drink of bleach, drano, and lighter fluid and call it “Jesus Juice.”

Now back to the subject at hand, once you have accepted the fact, then you can do something about it. Learn from other’s mistakes. That’s what a wiser man would do. Be yourself and accept it. Not everyone can be the next Kobe Byrant. However, there is a better job than being Kobe Bryant. Being Kobe Bryant’s agent. All the rewards, none of the heavy lifting. Plus, yop don’t have to buy an overpriced stone when you step out on your woman. You can get a newer woman that’s younger and got a fresher piece of ass. I’m telling you, know your role in life, and lower expectations, and you will be happier longer. I dun said what I had to say, you can continue on.